50 Shades of Naughty Annual Blog Hop (GIVEAWAY INFO)

This year, Sarah's Honest Opinion & Sarah's Adult Opinion are participating in the 50 Shades of Naughty --- Annual Blog Hop!!!

Be sure to stop by and visit on Feb. 2, 2015 @ 12:00 pm CST  --- I will be posting two extra naughty giveaways that you won't want to miss!

Two lucky fans will be winning some amazing prizes!

Who said you couldn't be your own Valentine???

Here's to happy endings for everyone ;)

Utimi USB Charging G-Spot Vibrator (Semo; Aslan)

I had a hard time figuring this one out--- seriously. 

First: the charging port is on the very bottom, and is the exact size and shape of a pin hole. It very well could be a pin hole!!! It took me a few minutes of exploring and cursing to find it and say "Eureka!" I suggest if you're in the same boat (and reading this review) that you take the charger and run it along the silicone at the base of the vibrator, until you feel a dip in the material. The charging port is well hidden, but after a few uses it's very easy to recognize! 

Second: The power button --- wtf?!? You will think "no no noooooooo it's broken and I want to use it right NOW!" Don't worry--- it's not broken or defective (probably). The power button is just a test of your tenacity. Over come it! Press and hold the power for 5 seconds or so.

Ok, so once it's on, it's all up hill. And then down, and up, and down--- and so on and so forth, until you get off. 
This unit has quite a few options as far as speed and frequencies. I suggest you familiarize yourself with each of them at least once. Ok, maybe a half dozen times, if you can handle it. It's worth it!!!
This isn't my favorite toy, but it's definitely worth having around. A lot of vibrators give a standard or clitoral orgasm. Some give both (at the same time--- omfg yessss!!!) 

BUT it's oh so hard to find a nice G-Spot stimulating vibe.

Bet you weren't expecting an anatomy lesson, were you? I know some people are scratching their heads right now--- we can have more than one type of orgasm?!? Heck yes you can! Unless you're a man... Then you're kind of S.O.L. 
Anyhow, women can have a standard orgasm, which is all based on the in-n-out repetitive motion of sex. It's a long process, and to be honest, not that great. Next, is the clitoral orgasm. Stimulate the clitoris enough, and it'll be like an early evening on the Fourth of July--- sparklers and all! BUT --- stimulate the clitoris and the vagina at the same time, and you get an orgasm of a different nature. This would be more like the fireworks display, later in the evening on the Fourth of July. NOW--- find a good man, or a vibe that can hit the G-Spot, and rub it just right... Omg. You get the G-Spot orgasm (which includes a standard vaginal orgasm, the two are pretty much hand-in-hand). BUT--- if you were stimulating your clitoris at the same time, you have just hit a home run. All the different orgasms a woman can reach--- at the same time!!! This could be viewed as the grand finale of the fireworks display on the Fourth of July, while sitting on a geyser that's erupting. 
Oh yeah, it's that good!

I received this particular vibrator as a gift, to test and review. But this is my honest opinion. This product is absolutely wonderful, and it's gets all of the jobs done ;) 

Try it for yourself...

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Utimi: Extreme Sexual Pleasure Large Inflatable Dildo

OMG OMG OMG --- this thing is off the hook!!! It's just the right size, because you literally choose the size you want it to be. Just give the pump a squeeze, and it gets bigger and bigger ... If it's too big, press the button and deflate it a bit!

It's made of an awesome flexible material, so you can move any which way with it, and it still feels amazing. Best of all, it has a suction cup. The suction cup actually works! It sticks very well, and hold on through even the wildest of rides! My favorite thing about this "extreme sexual pleasure", is that it's so life-like! It looks like the real deal, ridges and all. It even has a fabulous set of balls to accompany it!

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Utimi Rabbit - "Whirlwind Bunny"

Utimi Rabbit-Female 6-Speed Rotating Beads in the Angle of 360 Degree Rotating Swinging 6-Frequency Vibrating G-Spot Clitoris Double Sexual Pleasure,Waterproof Silica Gel Massage Masturbation Vibrator for Adults

My Utimi whirlwind bunny just showed up today! 

I was sooooo excited. I'm like a kid at Christmas when I get to try out a new toy!!! I tried not to get my hopes up, because in the past I've ordered some toys that turned out to be serious duds :( 

Anyhow, I couldn't help it --- I was excited! And, I had no batteries. OMG! Luckily, it's grocery day A quick trip to the store, and I was good to go! All through dinner and family time I kept thinking about the package waiting for me in my bedroom armoire. The kids finally fell asleep. It felt like an eternity!!! 

My husband and I made a mad dash to the bedroom, and within 5 minutes we were ready to go --- batteries and all! We decided to use the toy as a warm up, and then my husband would finish the job. Which is great, because I tend to take my time crossing the finish line. We used our favorite water based lube (hello sailor by Mano and Mano), and started to get busy. OMG --- the fireworks were almost instantaneous! It was unreal.

FYI: the whirlwind bunny has 6 speeds, and a reverse. You can have it rotate clockwise or counter-clockwise. It's very cool! It also has a mechanism in the head of the silicone penis that vibrates and makes it jerk around. Aside from the slight sound and vibration, this toy seriously feels almost life-like! 



Getting back on track --- My husband messed with the speed a bit, and it kept getting better and better. Mind you, I was NOT warmed up at all!!! This should not have happened... Within 3 minutes I had reached the hardest and fastest climax of my life. So fast, I just about missed it! No joke. My husband loved it! I, however, think we need to mess with the speeds to prolong the effect ;) I like to enjoy myself!!! 
It was intense, and definitely worth the wait --- thank The Lord for Amazon Prime and free 2 day shipping!!!
So, do I recommend this product? Heck yes!!! I think every woman should own this exact toy. It's freaking awesome!!! 


Try it for yourself...

And don't forget the batteries!!!

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Utimi Silica Gel Anal Beads

 

Utimi Silica Gel Anal Beads with 8 Beads, Sex Toy with Suction Base 

dont let the picture fool you, these are not 6 feet long... ha! theyre actually a good size, and very well made. these beads allow for movement, which is nice--- not all similar products do that! the suction cup is also a nice feature. it makes solo sessions with this "toy" much easier ;) Over all, i was pleasantly surprised by these--- theyre super easy to use, and sturdy (but flexible), and they clean up and store easily. My husband and i had a great time testing them ;) 

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Utimi 10 frequency vibrator

Utimi Female 10-Frequency Vibrating Silent Waterproof G-Spot Stimulation Silica Gel Masturbation Vibrator with Screw Thread

I'm giving this product 4 stars because it wasn't what I had bargained for, but it served a purpose, and that purpose was fulfilled. 

Let's start at the beginning:

1. size--- if you're looking for average to large size, keep looking! This particular product falls short in the length/girth dept. 

2. Function--- well, it works. Kind of. The power button and speed adjustments did not work on mine. BUT if I put batteries in and secure the back, it turned itself on--- High speed only. So, I have the option of on, (High speed) or off completely.

 

3. Texture--- that's actually the best part of this product (aside from the beautiful color). It feels very soft and silky! I love the texture of the material, and it's super easy to clean! 

 

So, I was bummed when it arrived and it was a dud, but I didn't let that keep me down. 
A girls' got needs...

Would I recommend this product? In a pinch, it works. If it's on sale and you're looking for a quick, inexpensive hoorah--- go for it!

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Time to get a little naughty...

As you know, I've been reviewing products and giving my "honest opinion" for a while now.  Lately, I've been receiving requests for reviews on adult products. Since I would hate to disappoint any of my readers... I've decided to humbly oblige, and tackle some seriously sexy products. I know, I'm totally taking one for the team. BUT --- someone has to let people know which sex toys are worth purchasing, and which are a total waste of time.

 Right???