The "Buzz" on the best fucking products around

The "Buzz" on the best fucking products around

Friday 30 January 2015

Utimi USB Charging G-Spot Vibrator (Semo; Aslan)


I had a hard time figuring this one out--- seriously. 
First: the charging port is on the very bottom, and is the exact size and shape of a pin hole. It very well could be a pin hole!!! It took me a few minutes of exploring and cursing to find it and say "Eureka!" I suggest if you're in the same boat (and reading this review) that you take the charger and run it along the silicone at the base of the vibrator, until you feel a dip in the material. The charging port is well hidden, but after a few uses it's very easy to recognize! 



Second: The power button --- wtf?!? You will think "no no noooooooo it's broken and I want to use it right NOW!" Don't worry--- it's not broken or defective (probably). The power button is just a test of your tenacity. Over come it! Press and hold the power for 5 seconds or so.

Ok, so once it's on, it's all up hill. And then down, and up, and down--- and so on and so forth, until you get off. 
This unit has quite a few options as far as speed and frequencies. I suggest you familiarize yourself with each of them at least once. Ok, maybe a half dozen times, if you can handle it. It's worth it!!!
This isn't my favorite toy, but it's definitely worth having around. A lot of vibrators give a standard or clitoral orgasm. Some give both (at the same time--- omfg yessss!!!) 

BUT it's oh so hard to find a nice G-Spot stimulating vibe.


Bet you weren't expecting an anatomy lesson, were you? I know some people are scratching their heads right now--- we can have more than one type of orgasm?!? Heck yes you can! Unless you're a man... Then you're kind of S.O.L. 
Anyhow, women can have a standard orgasm, which is all based on the in-n-out repetitive motion of sex. It's a long process, and to be honest, not that great. Next, is the clitoral orgasm. Stimulate the clitoris enough, and it'll be like an early evening on the Fourth of July--- sparklers and all! BUT --- stimulate the clitoris and the vagina at the same time, and you get an orgasm of a different nature. This would be more like the fireworks display, later in the evening on the Fourth of July. NOW--- find a good man, or a vibe that can hit the G-Spot, and rub it just right... Omg. You get the G-Spot orgasm (which includes a standard vaginal orgasm, the two are pretty much hand-in-hand). BUT--- if you were stimulating your clitoris at the same time, you have just hit a home run. All the different orgasms a woman can reach--- at the same time!!! This could be viewed as the grand finale of the fireworks display on the Fourth of July, while sitting on a geyser that's erupting. 
Oh yeah, it's that good!

I received this particular vibrator as a gift, to test and review. But this is my honest opinion. This product is absolutely wonderful, and it's gets all of the jobs done ;) 

Try it for yourself...





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